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Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and seam for a neat, lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape provide structure and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified compliance
- DTF/DTG-printed artwork with crisp detail; made by ethically certified manufacturers

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and seam for a neat, lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape provide structure and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified compliance
- DTF/DTG-printed artwork with crisp detail; made by ethically certified manufacturers

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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